Quotations for April Fool's Day

April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of
what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
Mark Twain

You can fool all the people some of the time,
and some of the people all the time,
but you cannot fool all the people all the time.
Abraham Lincoln

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof
is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
Douglas Adams


I have great faith in fools
- self-confidence, my friends call it.
Edgar Allan Poe

A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool,
usually has his suspicions.
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Procrastination Quotes

Procrastination Quotes

How wonderful it is that nobody need wait

a single moment before starting to improve the world.
Anne Frank

The Procrastinator's Creed:
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing,

it would have been done already.

2. I shall never move quickly,

except to avoid more work or find excuses.
Unknown or just waiting lol

I love deadlines. Especially the whooshing sound

they make as they pass by.
Douglas Adams

My evil genius Procrastination has whispered me to

tarry 'til a more convenient season.
Mary Todd Lincoln

The leading rule for the lawyer, as for the man of every other calling, is diligence. Leave nothing for to-morrow which can be done to-day.
President Lincoln

Never wait for the food to hit the floor RloG

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